B. Dolan got married. I TRIED TO STOP HIM!

My epic beard brother, B. Dolan, has officially tied the knot, y’all! As is (what I assume) the duty of every “best man”, I put up quite a fight to stop him from following through with the wedding. He simply would not back down. To be fair, my competition had me out-matched and out-classed in every conceivable category except for facial hair. She’s truly an amazing person and I couldn’t wish or hope for anyone better to make a lifelong commitment to my dearest of friends. In the end, I accepted that my strange famous life partner was marrying up, and I was just going to have to cry tears of joy about it.
The wedding ceremony was utterly insane. The SFR crew (US & UK) was in full effect. When 7 people fly across an ocean to attend your wedding, you know you’ve got something special going on. Not only that, but a lot of the people we’ve toured with and done projects with over the years were in attendance. Heck, even What Cheer? Brigade (the marching band who we had just toured the UK with) played the entrance music! Mixing all of us up amongst the families of the Bride and Groom made for a batshit crazy evening to say the least. An evening of true love, respect and dance. We don’t have all of the pictures available yet, so a lot of family and friends are missing from the ones I’ve posted below. Alas…
LONG LIVE THE KING AND QUEEN BEE!

Uncle Sage, Hubby Dolan, Dan le sac & Scroobius Pip

Uncle Sage, Hubby Dolan, Dan le sac & Scroobius Pip

Suiting up Hubby Dolan. Pretending I know how to put on a tie.

dan le sac Vs. Scroobius Pip

Scroobius Pip, Uncle Sage, Big Texas Jess

Uncle Sage and Uncle Alias

Classy Scroobius Pip Vs. Toilet

Heart Failure

Take a picture, it’ll last longer.

I delivered 30 pages of Best Man speech.

grand entrance.

A very Pulp Fiction moment during the first dance.

Secret tricks to stimulating beard growth.

Mature.

December, 2010